Ding Dong Dell
Pussy's In the Well
Who put him there?
Little Jim [ aka BIG JIM]
Who took him out?
HIS MUM !
What a little naughty boy who tried to drown the pussy cat
That never did him Harm


Update*

#1. Jim is in love with some gurl name Natalie *hhmmMm
#2. Jim loves Maria [ADOPTED DAUGHTER] very much =P
#3. i pee'd in my pants on halloween day
#4. My dad is the candy man
#5. My mum spanked me for drinking spiked alcohol
#6. I KNOW WHAT YPOU DID LAST SUMMER
#7. THERE WAS NO #7
#8. Jim wants to be a chicken..jim wants to be a duck *BUCK BUCK BUCK BUCK!!
#9. My new years resolution is to be more attractive.. and actually try no to get an erection!!
#10. I LOVE YOU ALL

By unknown bitch

My report on Jim HU?oohhhHh

                            
[the slack]
As yu gurlies shud know.... jim is gay [obviously] ; thu-out my lyfe i found jim also a LESO .... yet to all the gurls dat seeeeeEek for a man o.O?  or woooMAN  .. good luck
Jim has a BEAUTIFUL dawter name _______ that i totali adore cuz she's soo pretty nd gawjuzz which jim took alot of breathless moments makin & MATING ; jim is yet not reservd    -_-"  *weeirdoo

                             
[the sweet or not]
I find jim sweet at times, which i wud respect bak; he has da habit of being funny ; he thinks of many other ways of startin a convo then end up havin crickets singin & silence; his irresponsibility shows lack of interest in nerdy and girly stuff and more of prono? 

                                        
[the *yawn]
he thinks he's drunk at most occasions which makes him *ugh ; he has a thing for sport..... the roosters, bball, footy and sum pooo ; he's flirty  & courageously unpredictable.

                                       
 [the looks]
he has a great smile dat'l totali catch yur eye. he's tall, soo you cud look up to him. he's average weighted? .... so you wudn't have to complain alot *to yurself*. and he's chinkieee.



*puff..... long report on jim ay? ...... wait another day for an update.....goooood bye.....<3 ma crew